Apples

Apples are my favorite fruit. 

Many reasons why. 

Including the third reason.

And the first, second, fourth, and fifth.

First: They are sweet, yet tangy.

Second: They are crunchy and crispy.

Fourth: They have many different types to try (Granny Smith, Fiji, Macintosh)

Third: They can be very versatile (a flying projectile, apple pie)

Fifth: They are yummy (duh!!!)

Apples are a great way to stay healthy and get that daily fix you've always wanted, but never know how to get it (other than things that are illicit)

Remember!

Ten thousand apples a day keeps the doctor(s) away. 

But they never tell you which doctor.

An orthodontist would come running if you have braces and bit into a juicy apple.

A dermatologist might want a bite (for who knows what reason that I haven't come up with yet)

A psychiatrist would not care.

Maybe the people who made that saying up meant...

Paleontologists.

Not really a doctor, but

OK.